Political Dating

This is Patron reality, it isn't sugar coated conservatism with a lime, so get ready for a shot; without training wheels.



Dating is very risky, it is very scary, it is like going to a bar with twenty dollars, no ride home, and so 2/3 of that money ,is suppose to be used for your cab. Nice try, look out, for anyone and everything, to get in the way, including the man at the beer tubs who offers you one and opens it, as soon as you walk in. You take it, even though you hate beer, why,? because he's 20 something ,needed the sale and maybe you needed the confidence.




That was me in my twenties, now I bypass the 20 something year olds, and go straight for the above average gentlemen at the bar that actually have money and arent' taking mine. They are far more interesting, buying martinis, and not mearly 7 years older than my son.



Usually they are there ,as a stop on the way home and not to buy what it is someone would offer other than the drink, they go to the butcher for their meet, not the Value Meat Market. They are safe, they are funny, and if they start to get creepy, they usually won't follow when you get up to leave, because they need that energy to get home.



Once you get into your late 30's, you could care less about the bar unless it's the karoake bar, which makes for great foreplay or noplay prior to passout. At this age, the best dates, are dinner, movies, and home for a drink, because more than likely, one person will have a DUI and doesn't dare drink, drive, and hope for ass.



So as far as your dating goes, the more realistic and mature, the better. The man who shows no responsibility, probably has none and doesn't vote. Regardless of your party choice, always go with the educated, experienced, and giving. In the end, the vote doesn't count unless it's an open ballot.